I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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