Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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