just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
