I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
so let's talk penis.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
