Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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