I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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