the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
God I need to hump something, right now.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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