i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
