Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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