I wannas sexs uuuuu
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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