allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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