ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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