Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize
