Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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