If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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