And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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