let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
