I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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