He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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