That's intense
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize