This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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