You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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