Pappa wants mamma naked
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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