I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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