Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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