# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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