have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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