Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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