will power is for people who don't want to get laid
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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