i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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