if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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