Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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