don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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