its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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