i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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