This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Randomize
