I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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