And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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