So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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