I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
third nipple confirmed
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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