That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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