Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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