i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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