I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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