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Puke
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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