I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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