I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Sex in the backyard? Check.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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