my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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