Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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