Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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