sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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