watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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