Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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