I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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