Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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