I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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