Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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